This isn't a Pepsi, it's a Pepsi Twist!

Hey, this isn't a blog. It's marketingtainment!
And I'm not Howard Greenstein, I'm Jack Osborn! Have you seen my 40 foot tall billboard where Britney's used to be in Times Square???

Right.

Call me. I'm still waiting.

Raging BullSh--

So, I heard about this Raging Cow thing. And I thought, hey, I'm a B or C level blogger, been doing it for a while now, and I could use some extra cash. So, hey, send me a sample. Send me some Soda. Pop. Seltzer. Sports Drinks. And, I'll, um, "review them" in my blog.

(And if there's cash in the envelope, you know that it's gonna taste good. Guaranteed.Have your people blog my people, we'll do drinks.)