tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51351942009-02-20T17:53:15.508-08:00In which I pimp myself for carbonated water and cold hard cash.Howardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16198099809493059665noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5135194.post-902610372003-03-06T13:45:00.000-08:002003-03-06T13:49:39.000-08:00<h1>This isn't a Pepsi, it's a Pepsi Twist! </h1> <br />Hey, this isn't a blog. It's <b><i>marketingtainment!</i></b> <br />And I'm not Howard Greenstein, I'm <a href="http://www.pepsitwist.com/osbournes/index.htm">Jack Osborn</a>! Have you seen my 40 foot tall billboard where Britney's used to be in Times Square???<br> <br />Right. <br /><h6>Call me. I'm still waiting. </h6><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5135194-90261037?l=sodapopwhore.blogspot.com'/></div>Howardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16198099809493059665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5135194.post-902608542003-03-06T13:41:00.000-08:002003-03-06T13:50:10.000-08:00<h2>Raging BullSh--</h2> <br />So, I <a href="http://doc.weblogs.com/2003/03/05">heard</a> about this <a href="http://www.dpsu.com/nr_raging_cow.html">Raging Cow </a>thing. And I thought, hey, I'm a B or C level blogger, been doing it for a while now, and I could use some extra cash. So, hey, send me a sample. Send me some Soda. Pop. Seltzer. Sports Drinks. And, I'll, um, "review them" in my blog. <br /><h6>(And if there's cash in the envelope, you know that it's gonna taste good. Guaranteed.Have your people blog my people, we'll do drinks.)</h6><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5135194-90260854?l=sodapopwhore.blogspot.com'/></div>Howardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16198099809493059665noreply@blogger.com